Thought 156

If you’re a bank robber, and you get lost on the way to the bank, it’s probably best to just call it off for today.

Thought 155

If I could go back to high school and do it all over again, I think I’d try to talk a lot less about UFO’s.

Thought 154

There’s no time like the present to start building an underwater colony.

Thought 153

If you think you got struck by lightning, but aren’t sure, it’s probably good to get it checked out just in case.

Thought 152

I’m starting to doubt that shrimp have the magical romantic lives that most of assume.

Thought 151

New pirates usually get training eye patches. They’re a lot less itchy, but lack some of the pro features.

Thought 150

I bet people in Mississippi are really good at estimating how long a second is.

Thought 149

I have a feeling the 2000′s will be remembered as the decade balloon animal technology totally flat lined.

Thought 148

It’s sad the day you realize your dishwasher has lost that new dishwasher smell.

Thought 147

The crazy thing about going through a stranger’s refrigerator, replacing all their food with school supplies, and then leaving a little drawing, is that you don’t get to see that great look on their face when they see your joke.

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