Top three reasons for driving your car into a lake:

1. Forgetting that you’re not driving a boat.

2. You really have to use the restroom. (this also applies to pools, though it’s frowned upon)

3. To splash someone who would normally be out of range.

Honorable mention: You can’t afford to take your kids to a theme park.

1. Tyler Stanton Says:
   April 8th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

   its funny that you used to drive the duck at stone mountain. this post reminds me of that.

2. davidarmin Says:
   April 13th, 2009 at 4:42 pm

   I drove the riverboat at Stone Mountain. I could run those Ducks over and not even feel it.