Not just any robot is good at performing surgery. They have to be programmed for that.
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Just because your robot is good at washing dishes doesn’t mean you shouldn’t let him try some other tasks every once it a while.
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For robots, getting caught in the rain is much more tragic than it is romantic.
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When your robot is fully charged, don’t worry about unplugging him right away. It’ll stop charging automatically.
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If your robot gets expelled for cheating, and you can’t afford private school, it’s ok. Most robots don’t need to go to school anyway.
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If your robot starts making more money than you do, it’s ok to steal that money. After all…your robot.
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If your robot becomes paralyzed, don’t just get him a wheelchair. Try fixing him first.
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If robots could smile, I think we’d all be a little more open to letting them teach our children.
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A good way to know that your robot has turned evil is to look and see if its eyes are glowing red.
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If you ever get in an argument with a robot, just flip its switch. They probably put it somewhere on the back.

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