Not just any robot is good at performing surgery. They have to be programmed for that. 1

Just because your robot is good at washing dishes doesn’t mean you shouldn’t let him try some other tasks every once it a while. 0

For robots, getting caught in the rain is much more tragic than it is romantic. 2

When your robot is fully charged, don’t worry about unplugging him right away. It’ll stop charging automatically. 0

If your robot gets expelled for cheating, and you can’t afford private school, it’s ok. Most robots don’t need to go to school anyway. 0

If your robot starts making more money than you do, it’s ok to steal that money. After all…your robot. 0

If your robot becomes paralyzed, don’t just get him a wheelchair. Try fixing him first. 0

If robots could smile, I think we’d all be a little more open to letting them teach our children. 0

A good way to know that your robot has turned evil is to look and see if its eyes are glowing red. 0

If you ever get in an argument with a robot, just flip its switch. They probably put it somewhere on the back. 0