Zinger Sandwich » Robots

Thought 140

David Robertson — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:07:20 +0000

Not just any robot is good at performing surgery. They have to be programmed for that.

David Robertson — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:36:24 +0000

Just because your robot is good at washing dishes doesn’t mean you shouldn’t let him try some other tasks every once it a while.

David Robertson — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:16:10 +0000

For robots, getting caught in the rain is much more tragic than it is romantic.

David Robertson — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:09:07 +0000

When your robot is fully charged, don’t worry about unplugging him right away. It’ll stop charging automatically.

David Robertson — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:23:30 +0000

If your robot gets expelled for cheating, and you can’t afford private school, it’s ok. Most robots don’t need to go to school anyway.

David Robertson — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:55:46 +0000

If your robot starts making more money than you do, it’s ok to steal that money. After all…your robot.

David Robertson — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:06:57 +0000

If your robot becomes paralyzed, don’t just get him a wheelchair. Try fixing him first.

David Robertson — Thu, 07 May 2009 18:24:47 +0000

If robots could smile, I think we’d all be a little more open to letting them teach our children.

David Robertson — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:46:39 +0000

A good way to know that your robot has turned evil is to look and see if its eyes are glowing red.

David Robertson — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:15:00 +0000

If you ever get in an argument with a robot, just flip its switch. They probably put it somewhere on the back.