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Thought 152

David Robertson — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 18:33:14 +0000

I’m starting to doubt that shrimp have the magical romantic lives that most of assume.

Thought 151

David Robertson — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 20:02:50 +0000

New pirates usually get training eye patches. They’re a lot less itchy, but lack some of the pro features.

Thought 150

David Robertson — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:06:48 +0000

I bet people in Mississippi are really good at estimating how long a second is.

Thought 149

David Robertson — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 21:00:09 +0000

I have a feeling the 2000′s will be remembered as the decade balloon animal technology totally flat lined.

Thought 148

David Robertson — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:58:25 +0000

It’s sad the day you realize your dishwasher has lost that new dishwasher smell.

Thought 147

David Robertson — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:52:43 +0000

The crazy thing about going through a stranger’s refrigerator, replacing all their food with school supplies, and then leaving a little drawing, is that you don’t get to see that great look on their face when they see your joke.

Thought 146

David Robertson — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:52:09 +0000

I bet in castles there was an unwritten rule to never run around a corner with your sword pointing out. Unless, of course, you have your safety cork stuck on the end.

Thought 145

David Robertson — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:31:23 +0000

For birds, the biggest disadvantage in a fight is that every time they throw a punch, they fly a little bit.

Thought 144

David Robertson — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 06:03:17 +0000

If you get into a knife fight, it could be funny to pull out a fork and spoon. Then again, might not be worth it.

Thought 143

David Robertson — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:52:45 +0000

If you find a dead possum on the side of the road, and also he has a cigarette in his mouth, well, then I’m not sure what killed him.