Becoming a detective is harder than you might think – a good spyglass can be pretty expensive. 2

If you accidentally spill a glass of water onto a towel, don’t worry about it – you got lucky this time. 4

If you see a bottle wash up on shore with a note in it, sometimes it’s best to just kick it back in. 6

At the projected rate of inflation, I’d be really careful smuggling money over the border inside your body. 4

How bout a movie about a wild pack of golden retrievers, and the power struggles that ensue from the foolish self-rule of domesticated breeds? Could be epic. 2

Apparently, even if you made them and brought them yourself, you still have to share the cookies with everyone. 0

I have a feeling Leonardo da Vinci’s pumpkin carvings were actually kind of disappointing. 1

Given the average lifespan of deer, Bambi’s mom would more than likely be dead by now anyway. 2

If your house always smells like pickles, and you swear up and down that you don’t have any pickles, I’m still going to ask you for a pickle. Because hey, I smell pickles. 1

There are way too many differences between a crock pot and a crack pipe to even be worth discussing. 0