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Thought 146

March 4th, 2010

I bet in castles there was an unwritten rule to never run around a corner with your sword pointing out. Unless, of course, you have your safety cork stuck on the end. 4

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Thought 145

January 6th, 2010

For birds, the biggest disadvantage in a fight is that every time they throw a punch, they fly a little bit. 8

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Thought 144

December 24th, 2009

If you get into a knife fight, it could be funny to pull out a fork and spoon. Then again, might not be worth it. 5

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Thought 143

December 17th, 2009

If you find a dead possum on the side of the road, and also he has a cigarette in his mouth, well, then I’m not sure what killed him. 9

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Thought 142

December 16th, 2009

Becoming a detective is harder than you might think – a good spyglass can be pretty expensive. 2

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Thought 141

December 3rd, 2009

If you accidentally spill a glass of water onto a towel, don’t worry about it – you got lucky this time. 6

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Thought 139

November 16th, 2009

If you see a bottle wash up on shore with a note in it, sometimes it’s best to just kick it back in. 6

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Thought 138

November 9th, 2009

At the projected rate of inflation, I’d be really careful smuggling money over the border inside your body. 6

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Thought 137

November 5th, 2009

How bout a movie about a wild pack of golden retrievers, and the power struggles that ensue from the foolish self-rule of domesticated breeds? Could be epic. 2

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Thought 136

November 3rd, 2009

Apparently, even if you made them and brought them yourself, you still have to share the cookies with everyone. 2

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