Zinger Sandwich

Thought 156

David Robertson — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 17:46:40 +0000

If you’re a bank robber, and you get lost on the way to the bank, it’s probably best to just call it off for today.

Thought 155

David Robertson — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 17:36:24 +0000

If I could go back to high school and do it all over again, I think I’d try to talk a lot less about UFO’s.

Thought 154

David Robertson — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 14:29:42 +0000

There’s no time like the present to start building an underwater colony.

Thought 153

David Robertson — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:24:45 +0000

If you think you got struck by lightning, but aren’t sure, it’s probably good to get it checked out just in case.

Thought 152

David Robertson — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 18:33:14 +0000

I’m starting to doubt that shrimp have the magical romantic lives that most of assume.

Thought 151

David Robertson — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 20:02:50 +0000

New pirates usually get training eye patches. They’re a lot less itchy, but lack some of the pro features.

Thought 150

David Robertson — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:06:48 +0000

I bet people in Mississippi are really good at estimating how long a second is.

Thought 149

David Robertson — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 21:00:09 +0000

I have a feeling the 2000′s will be remembered as the decade balloon animal technology totally flat lined.

Thought 148

David Robertson — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:58:25 +0000

It’s sad the day you realize your dishwasher has lost that new dishwasher smell.

Thought 147

David Robertson — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:52:43 +0000

The crazy thing about going through a stranger’s refrigerator, replacing all their food with school supplies, and then leaving a little drawing, is that you don’t get to see that great look on their face when they see your joke.