Zinger Sandwich

Thought 148

David Robertson — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:58:25 +0000

It’s sad the day you realize your dishwasher has lost that new dishwasher smell.

Thought 147

David Robertson — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:52:43 +0000

The crazy thing about going through a stranger’s refrigerator, replacing all their food with school supplies, and then leaving a little drawing, is that you don’t get to see that great look on their face when they see your joke.

Thought 146

David Robertson — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:52:09 +0000

I bet in castles there was an unwritten rule to never run around a corner with your sword pointing out. Unless, of course, you have your safety cork stuck on the end.

Thought 145

David Robertson — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:31:23 +0000

For birds, the biggest disadvantage in a fight is that every time they throw a punch, they fly a little bit.

Thought 144

David Robertson — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 06:03:17 +0000

If you get into a knife fight, it could be funny to pull out a fork and spoon. Then again, might not be worth it.

Thought 143

David Robertson — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:52:45 +0000

If you find a dead possum on the side of the road, and also he has a cigarette in his mouth, well, then I’m not sure what killed him.

Thought 142

David Robertson — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:45:10 +0000

Becoming a detective is harder than you might think – a good spyglass can be pretty expensive.

Thought 141

David Robertson — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 03:35:55 +0000

If you accidentally spill a glass of water onto a towel, don’t worry about it – you got lucky this time.

Thought 140

David Robertson — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:07:20 +0000

Not just any robot is good at performing surgery. They have to be programmed for that.

Thought 139

David Robertson — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:05:37 +0000

If you see a bottle wash up on shore with a note in it, sometimes it’s best to just kick it back in.