Becoming a detective is harder than you might think – a good spyglass can be pretty expensive.

If you accidentally spill a glass of water onto a towel, don’t worry about it – you got lucky this time.

Not just any robot is good at performing surgery. They have to be programmed for that.

If you see a bottle wash up on shore with a note in it, sometimes it’s best to just kick it back in.

At the projected rate of inflation, I’d be really careful smuggling money over the border inside your body.

How bout a movie about a wild pack of golden retrievers, and the power struggles that ensue from the foolish self-rule of domesticated breeds? Could be epic.

Apparently, even if you made them and brought them yourself, you still have to share the cookies with everyone.

I have a feeling Leonardo da Vinci’s pumpkin carvings were actually kind of disappointing.

Given the average lifespan of deer, Bambi’s mom would more than likely be dead by now anyway.

If your house always smells like pickles, and you swear up and down that you don’t have any pickles, I’m still going to ask you for a pickle. Because hey, I smell pickles.