Yes, many terrible things have been done in the name of religion. But also, for Klondike bars.

If your blinker doesn’t blink as fast as you’d like, don’t forget you can manually override it by rapidly flicking the handle.

As I left the kitchen and turned down the dark hallway, I was shocked to find a can of beans staring me in my face. What was this short little hallway to nowhere? And why did it have so much food in it?

Never swipe a Samurai’s sword to cut the birthday cake. They’re way uptight about it.

If you invent a sport, and it’s almost exactly like football, except for no tackling or running, and the ball is actually more like a hammer, I have news for you – that’s nothing like football.

I’m not sure it matters whether someone writes a book about lumber. It’s just not something I care about.

I wonder if mocking birds get beat up more than regular birds.

What most people don’t know about butterflies is that if they could kill you, they would.

If you’re walking in a forest, and you think you found a pancake, check closely before you take a bite – it could be a mushroom.

I think Loitering is the only crime you can commit just by existing somewhere.